Mamdani Announces Police Layoffs In New Rap Video

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Mamdani Announces Police Layoffs In New Rap Video

Jim Carrey Blames His Clone For Connections To Epstein

Barron Trump To Serve As Signal Tower In War With Iran

Arby’s CEO Hospitalized After Attempting Viral CEO Taste Test Trend

Orthodox Jewish Movement Announces Shift Toward Fedoras

Kanye West Buys Katz Deli ‘To Get To The Bottom Of Everything’

Epstein Emails Reveal Pattern Of Disrespectful Treatment Toward Restaurant Workers

Rob Gronkowski Donates 4 Million Dollars To Raise His Own Awareness

FIFA Enacts Ticket Policy To Make Games Accessible To Both Billionaires And Millionaires

Kash Patel Becomes The First Person Of Color To Be Inside a Hockey Locker Room

Kristi Noem with friends.

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Man Too Knowledgeable About Female Friend’s Menstrual Cycle

Scared Republican New Yorkers Seek Asylum In Nation Of Miami

Cherokee Native Deports Kristi Noem From Job

Six Figures Not Enough To Survive Claims Man With Doordash Plus

American Citizens Hope For More Data Centers Claims Report From ChatGPT

Tesla Unveils New Tipping Model For Superchargers.

Disney+ Announces Criterion Channel Merger In Efforts To Corner Family-Friendly Market

Apolitical Friend Shocks Friends With Ayatollah Name Drop

Metropolitan Opera Offers Flash $1000 Ticket Sale After Chalamet Controversy

Jessie Buckley Clarifies Comments on Cats: ‘I Only Meant the Black Ones’

Inside Emerald Fennell’s Provocative Reimagination of “No More Monkeys Jumping On The Bed”

Mamdani/Liu Top Picks For 2028 Democratic Party Ticket

U.S. House Votes on Release of Epstein Files.

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US Military Cheats on OpenAI With Claude Usage in Iran Attacks

Trump Calls Murder “Necessary” for “Dictatorship Transition”

Rising Unemployment Report Shocks Employed People

Trump Paying Homage to Manifest Destiny Through Cuba Takeover

Talarico on How God is Non-binary

Trump Admin Running Out of Distractions from the Epstein Files

Apple Expands To Rich Poor People Market with Macbook Neo

This week’s headline roundup is courtesy of Moy Micha, **J.B., and ***B.R.

Photos courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

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