SiriusXm Announces ‘Palette Swap’ Podcast Hosted By Rachel Dolezal and Buffy Sainte-Marie

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Make Out Point Abandoned Due to Gas Prices

Reality TV Villain Forced to Apologize For Doing Well at Work

Jogger Not Even Trying to Hide Superiority Complex

Amazon Meeting to Brainstorm Roles for Lauren Sánchez Bezos Yields 20 Index Cards That Say “Femme Joker”

Trump Asks Xi If White Women Can Wear Sexy Qipao on Halloween, Pushes For “Yes.”

New Instagram Reels Lolcow Suspiciously Similar to Shadow Self

Woman Rolls Eyes at Trite Substack Post Without Realizing It’s Her own

Morning Walk Spent Scrolling Feels Like It’s Missing Something

Xi and Trump Near Perfect Looksmatch

Woman Has Gut Feeling Timothée Isn’t a Good Father to Kylie’s Children

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Billionaires Fund Rescue Mission For Your Mom Who’s Been Stuck In A Water Park Slide

Trump Invites Xi Jinping To White House UFC Event

ABC Claims ‘The View’ Is A News Program Meanwhile ‘InfoWars’ Reclassifies As An Educational Institution

Amid Budget Cuts SNAP Set To Change Name To BACKFLIP4FOOD

Endangered Monk Seal That Was Stoned By Tourist To Be Deported By ICE

Musk Brings Son To Beijing Summit To See How Much He Can Get For Him

Hantavirus Cases Increase As 2020 Seniors Prepare For Master’s Graduation

Boston Archaeologists Uncover Mark Wahlberg’s Burned Cross

Kevin Hart Roast Comes Up Short

Drake Releases 3 Albums At A Time To Fish For Grammys

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Performative Nod No Longer Enough To Avoid Conversation

Kanye West Releases ‘Am Israel Chai’ In Response To Pro Palestine Drake Anthem

RFK JR Changes Mind On Sperm Count After Sniffies Orgy Attendance

Eurovision Controversy Introduces United States To The Horrors Of European Music

Trump Disappointed With President Xi After Misunderstanding One Child Policy

This week’s headline roundup is courtesy of MF, Moises Micha , *CJB

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